Ten Things I Wish I Could Say To People:

1. To whining people: "Go live in a third-world country where everyone is starving to death and then come talk to me about your life being full of shit and depression."
2. To this bitch in my sixth hour: "I actually don't think I'm funny. I'm just doing what I think is fun: being random."
3. To all the girls who grind up on each other and give each other lap-dances while everyone else is trying to eat or study: "Save that vulgar shit for the whore house you live in."
4. To people who are being annoyingly loud during class: "Shut the fuck up because I'm trying to get through my day without killing someone."
5. To my dad: "I hate it when you yell at me, but I'm even more miserable trying to make you proud so you don't yell at me."
6. To the shitheads that push me in the hallways when I can only move as fast as the person in front of me: "Push me again and I'm going to castrate you in your sleep."
7. To my principal: "You honestly think I give a fuck about this school and its rules?"
8. To the entire class of 2013 at my highschool: "STOP TRYING TO CREATE THOSE CLICHE CLIQUES AND LABELING PEOPLE JUST BY WHAT THEY WEAR."
9. To the people who are trying to be the "popular" people: "GO GET A FUCKING LIFE AND SOME REAL FRIENDS!"
10. To the assholes that cheat off of my test and then get a bad grade later: "When are you going to understand that I'm guessing half the time and there are also different copies of the test?"

Nine things about myself:

1. I really can't stand cliche high school stories.
2. I want to rule the world.
3. Buttered noodles, steak, rice, cookies, and ice cream are my natural diet.
4. I can and will scare the shit out of a child.
5. I have an imaginary friend.
6. I have no religion, and yet I'm Agnostic, too.
7. My sense of touch is far more advanced than the average person's.
8. I only tell my deepest darkest secrets to my dolls and my imaginary friend.
9. If your life used to be wonderful but now it's pretty crappy, it's most likely [indirectly] my fault.

Eight ways to win my heart:

1. Awesome hair (dyed/highlighted some vibrant color or bleached, and also long or spiked )
2. PAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
3. You're nice (to me at least)
4. You're evil
5. You're not a Gary-Stu
6. You're not Edward Cullen (or a vampire at all, for that matter)
7. You don't sparkle
8. You scream like a girl ^-^

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. I will DIE without that desire journal
2. I need to draw
3. I need to write
4. Song lyrics
5. Story ideas
6. [insert rant]
7. I smell like blood and urine... shit that's not good

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. Homework
2. TV
3. Check everything that people can contact me with (dA, gaia, etc.)
4. Music
5. Check my watch for the zillionth time
6. Type until my eyes catch on fire

Five places I want to visit:

1. China
2. Japan
3. Germany
4. Greece
5. The moon

Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. My L shirt
2. Black khakis
3. Socks
4. Watch

Three bands that I listen to often:

1. My Chemical Romance
2. Good Charlotte
3. Hawthorne Heights

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. Rule the world
2. Write and draw and publish my own comic

One confession:
1. I should be cleaning up instead of doing this meme >w<